Monday, November 21, 2011

Shut the Front Door: Lisa Raye Dating a Bishop (And It’s Not Magic Don Juan)

 

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What the Ha-Yell reports:

The pulpit is a long way from the Player’s Club.

Actress Lisa Raye McCoy, best known as stripper-with-a-heart, Diamond, in the urban classic movie, Player’s Club, has the streets---and the congregations---on fire (and brimstone) with the rumor that she’s dating prominent LA Bishop Noel Jones, founder of Noel Jones Ministries and brother of Grace Jones.

His mega-church, City of Refuge, often sees mega-stars in its pews, and we’re quite sure many of them have seen a slide in the polls (Ok, that was the last one), but the idea of Lisa Raye dating a pastor is simply the most hilarious on-dit we’ve heard all day.

McCoy, 44, who famously married Michael Misick, former Premier of the Turks and Caicos islands, is now divorced after accusations of infidelity and abuse surrounded the couple. She is currently starring in VH1’s sexy and hilarious new series, Single Ladies, created and produced by Queen Latifah.

This isn’t Jones first foray into celebreality. The divorced father of three was previously rumored that he dated Real Housewife of Atlanta star, NeNe Leakes. While that was allegedly a mere fling, there is talk that McCoy is pitching a reality show for the right Rev, called “Keeping Up With The Jones,” and that the odd couple is talking marriage.

The scripture,“Jesus wept” probably applies here.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have to disagree with your implications. LisaRaye is not 'Diamond' and to speak on her as though she's nothing more than a strip-ho is just wrong. She is a very nice person and you need to separate image from reality. Not everyone works angles all the time. All I'm saying is that some peope cannot get past how beautiful she is and choose to think of her as a scheming, untalented woman who uses her looks to get what she wants. So unfair.

Anonymous said...

Yes, so unfair, but true: she is a stripper ho. And it's really okay that she's dating Pastor Jones. Pastors today are not like pastors of yesteryears. They are not trying to save souls and get to heaven. Pastoring is a business just like any other business. So if he's dating the ho, it goes with the order of the day. It won't last. These unions never do. So relax, sit back and wait on the headlines announcing their demise.

Anonymous said...

Wow!!! What a fricken joke. I know damn well Lisa Raye is not dating that clown, he looks like a demon, all faded out with his crooked eyes, scary man, real scary he is, run! screem! run for your life Lisa Raye...

Anonymous said...

Bishop Jones don't believe in what he preach about. He's a divorce man not a widower. That goes for Lisa Raye. She's not a widow. The statement Only The Most High GOD Can Change A Whore to a HOUSEWIFE

Mama-T said...

WOW....You HATERS are somethng else....sm*h!! But,I PRAY...this is true...and I also hope Ms.Raye has a little of "Diamond" in her!!

There are a WHOLE lot of Pastors that are soooooooo un-happy in their Marriages because MANY of us "Saved" Women got Saved & DIED...in the intimate dept.

I & the Lord....see NOTHING wrong w/being a 1st Lady in the Pew...and...a FREAK in the Bedroom!!

And when that happens...we PROMISE YOU....that Pastors sermons will be more DELIVERING & the Pews will over-flow....w/Sinners wanting to be Saved....because...the Pastor is now FREE...to.."RELEASE....RELAX & RELATE"....NtN !!

You "GO"...."1st Lady Lisa Raye" ...BLESSINGS to You & Bishop...(if this is True)

Mama-T...............out !!

Anonymous said...

To Mama-T the Devil is a lie and the truth is not in him! If the Pastors are not happy in their marriages they need to seek the Lord with all of their hearts! Their sermons are not delivering, the pew are not overflowing, and sinners are not being save, because the Pastors themselves are lost, bound, need to repent and get saved. The blind can't lead the blind! Keep your lust and your freakiness to yourself and in your own bedroom! That's the problem every wordly thing is being said before the church instead of what the church is designed for HOLINESS OR HELL! Noel Jones is divorced and calls himself a Bishop - according to the Bible a Bishop is suppose to be the husband of ONE wife, meaning that his 1st wife should be deceased before he marries another. So now who is the stumbling block the people in the pews or the pimps in the pulpits? Every woman that's married to a preacher is not a 1st lady! READ YOUR BIBLE, KNOW THE WORD!

I KNOW THE BIBLE IS RIGHT SOMEBODY'S WRONG!

I TOLD YOU ONCE I TOLD YOU TWICE YOU CAN'T MAKE IT TO HEAVEN HAVING A SWEET HEART AND A WIFE!

I KNOW THE BIBLE IS RIGHT SOMEBODY'S WRONG!

I TOLD YOU TIME AND TIME AGAIN, YOU CAN MAKE IT TO HEAVEN WHILE YOU'RE SIPPING GIN!

I KNOW THE BIBLE IS RIGHT SOMEBODY'S WRONG!

READ THE BIBLE THROUGH AND THROUGH, IT KEEPS ON TELLING YOU, YOU'VE GOT WORK TO DO!

I KNOW THE BIBLE IS RIGHT SOMEBODY'S WRONG!

CAN THE CHURCH SAY AMEN!

Mama-T said...

To: Bro. Anonymous....tht responded to "Mama-T"....oh,I WILL BE....responding to your reply...just been a lil Busy...w/a LIFE :-)........

TRUST....................

Anonymous said...

to anonymous that said "the devil is a lie and the truth is not in him" Amen! Well SAID!

Mama-T said...

...My (Mama-T) response is soooo Big...we have to "post in Parts:-) Beginning from the end to the beginning...sooooo...here's "The End....1st :-)

“Noel Jones is divorced and calls himself a Bishop - according to the Bible a Bishop is suppose to be the husband of ONE wife, meaning that his 1st wife should be deceased before he marries another.”

SMH…..if, you/yall…. “Babes in Christ”….don’t go and get Yall a …… Romans 10:14 word… “…..And how can they hear without a preacher?”

And…we’re not going into all the “what “Bishop” really meant in those days and all that”………but , it TRULLY Don’t mean….what YOU think it means…….but, we will say this……( And…Most of this response….is a “Commercial Break”)

“God”….is for “NO” Divorce……but, God allowed Apostle Paul to give us “a way of escape” (if you will)…through a husband or wife that commits Adultery…….but…God…..our heavenly Father would LOVE for the “committer of adultry" to Repent & become WHOLE ,again…..and then for the Spouse to FORGIVE…..the Repented Mate……and “THEY” to become Whole, again!!

So, when you say that “Bishop Jones has been divorced”…..are you sayn that he can’t NEVER get married again…or…He shouldn’t be a “Bishop”……cause both are just plain…..RETARDTED !!!

As a matter of fact…..from this point on….we’re not even going to mention Bishop Noel Jones …nor…Ms LisaRaye McCoy….because…..NONE of us….know….whether ANY of this is true…nor….do we know their “LIFE Situations” …so, Bishop Noel Jones …and…Ms Lisa Raye….PLEEEEZZZ…..FORGIVE me….for sayn/referring to your Name…in this reply!!

Now, in the case of….. “A” Bishop…..divorcing & re-marrying…..as far as God is concerned.…there is…NO different… than ANY other.…Man/Woman…..of God…getting…..divorced & re-married….……period…….ESPECIALLY…..when a “Couple of GOD”, get an Divorce & one of the Mate’s didn’t want the divorce…..and/or…getting a divorce because …one of the Mates…just want someone else…..OMG…....“So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate."(Matt.19:6)….…that’s NOT gonna be Good…on….”JUDGEMENT DAY”….….LORD…HAVE…MERCY!!
***********************************“So now who is the stumbling block the people in the pews or the pimps in the pulpits?”....

Baby Boy….do you NOT know….in whom…. we SERVE!! Do you Not….THINK….EVERYTHING that is done under the Sun….God does not know of……AND...that HE wll deal with.....SMH…….REALLY???
***********************************“Every woman that's married to a preacher is not a 1st lady!”...

No…..she’s…”HIS”…..1st Lady!!!
As a matter of fact…here’s another “Commercial Break”…………

To: ALL Sr. Pastors…..”that… ALLOWS”….. your Congregations to…. “RUN….ALL….OVER….”YOUR”… 1st Lady/Wife/Help Meet ….and…….she’s…. Crying herself to sleep… every night…….”GOD…..IS….NOT….PLEASED…W/YOU”!!

REPENT…….&….RENEW… Your LOVE …..because….before You can Heal the Masses…..You NEED to..HEAL…the One….Laying NEXT to You…… “Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;” (Eph 5:25)
***********************************“READ YOUR BIBLE, KNOW THE WORD!”...

LMBBO….(thts …Laughing My BIG Butt Off)………

Mama-T said...

“READ YOUR BIBLE, KNOW THE WORD!”...

LMBBO….(thts …Laughing My BIG Butt Off)………

You telling me that ….is like You telling Michael Jordan…to learn how to Dunk!!

And ….I’m not sayn….that I’m a Theologian …….but….too…your statement…“READ YOUR BIBLE, KNOW THE WORD!”
…we’ll just leave you….in the Anointed words of Bro. King David…….“Thy word have I hid in mine heart, that I might not sin against thee.”……………….

In Jesus Mighty Name…..Love, Peace & Chicken Grease….to ya…Boo :-) !!!

Mama-T said...

(Part 2b of Mama-T's response to 1 of the Anonymous's :-)

Now, our question is……”WHO”….shall sit in Judgment of Ms LisaRaye…and/or Bishop??

We “TRULY” believe Ms Lisa Ray….accepted our Lord & Savior as her Personal Savior and “Bishop”…OMG….if, he’s not Saved (yalls opinion)….we ALL are in trouble!!


When we said……….

” But, I PRAY...this is true...and I also hope Ms. LisaRaye has a little of "Diamond" in her…and….”


Now, I must admit….I never seen the movie where Ms Lisa Raye “played the “character” Diamond….but…the article made a reference that “Diamond” was a Stripper…..now, let me tell you something Baby Boy……I am a Widow (a PEACHING…Widow)….but, my husband & I was married for 25yrs…and…”I – PROMISE – YOU”….He made his transition…w/a “Smile on his face”!!

“Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.” (Heb.13:4)

Me giving my husband …“A Dance”… (w/pole or not :-) and/or enjoying ourselves Sexually (young ppl call it…..being Freaky)…doesn’t make me/us “sinners”…..just like You…”not”…. having a Girlfriend….doesn’t make you Gay!!

And when we made that statement….we’re just not talking about the “sexual” side of the “Character” Diamond…..but,I called m daughter ...to ask her some questions about "Diamond" in “The Players Club” and Yes….clearly, “Ms Diamond” is a “worldly” …”Character”….but,my daughter said.. she also is a “Sharp” dresser, keeps her hair & make-up….on point…etc.

So, our point of ….. “and I also hope Ms.LisaRaye has a little of "Diamond" in her”……the above is what we are referring ,too!

And our point of…..”But, I PRAY...this is true”………is because..we…believe EVERY…Pastor, Bishop, Apostle, Deacon, Prophet, Evangelist and even a Laymen…DESERVES….a “WIFE”….that is on her “HELP-MEET”… POST”….from the “Bedroom to the Boardroom”…from the “1st Pew….to the…Pastor’s Study”…Phewwww Lawrd….it’s getting HOT in here…. :-) !!

Ok….moving on……………………..

“There are a WHOLE lot of Pastors that are soooooooo un-happy in their Marriages because MANY of us "Saved" Women got Saved & DIED...in the intimate dept.”

Now, of course we’re not saying that the Only reason that “Saved Marriages” are in trouble….is because… “MANY of us "Saved" Women got Saved & DIED...in the intimate dept.” ……but, what we are saying …IS….”A “Sexual/Intimacy” REVIVAL”…NEED… to…. Break-out in Most of Born-Again Marriages!!

(Now, the rest of that point….you will have to read in my fourth coming book)


“…….And when that happens...we PROMISE YOU....that Pastors sermons will be more DELIVERING & the Pews will over-flow....w/Sinners wanting to be Saved....because...the Pastor is now FREE...to.."RELEASE....RELAX & RELATE"....NtN !!....”

Now, this point not only goes for “Men of the Cross…..that’s in the Pulpit”…but…it, also goes for…….
Men of the Cross that’s a….CEO, Chef, Garbage man, Teacher, Customer Serv. Rep….etc….(and YES…Women….everything we’re saying here that goes for “Men” …it’s also for “US” ,too :-)

Pastor/Apostle Bill Winston, said it Best….”We are not Human Beings trying to Perfect becoming “Spiritual”….but, We are “SPRITUAL BEINGS”….trying to Perfect being HUMAN”!!

Therefore, when our “SPRIT-MAN is operating @ it’s Fullest….and our HUMAN-MAN….is doing the same….”Where the “SPIRIT” IS….there is LIBERTY”!!
***********************************
“Keep your lust and your freakiness to yourself and in your own bedroom”...

Duhhhhhh…..that’s where it suppose to be……but….I stand in the Office of a “Teacher”…and LORD….do YOU Need…...Teaching :-) !!
***********************************“That's the problem every wordly thing is being said before the church instead of what the church is designed for HOLINESS OR HELL”..

Lord have Mercy…..the next thing you’re gonna say ….is….”If woman wear Pants & Make-up…they’re not Saved/HOLY”…. Smh

Mama-T said...

(Part 1 of Mama-T's response)

Heyyyyyy Bro. Anonymous……………………:-)

You know….that’s why we have to be VERY Careful….about answering/posting on these forms…..because…..people read in haste (like You) and Respond in haste (like U, also)!!

Now, first of all….let’s get “One Thing”….straight…..”This Topic”….is….”Somebody else’s BUSINESS”…(if all this is True)………………period.com!!

So, let’s keep all this “Roaring”…..down to a minimum……..ok!!

Ok…..let’s get to it………………………

Bro. Anonymous …..the only thing….you got right in your reply….is…….. “The Devil is a lie and the truth is not in him”….,
now…that’s….SHOW-NUFF….. is da Truth…and…I’ll raise you “and a Deceiver, too”!!

Now,….let’s take….the rest of this…….step by step………………………

“Their sermons are not delivering, the pew are not overflowing, and sinners are not being save, because the Pastors themselves are lost, bound, need to repent and get saved…………..”

Our dear Brotha……..”For the gifts and calling of God are without repentance.”(Rom.11:29)

Therefore,there are Pastors of “Mega Churches”……that have “secret thoughts” and there are Store-Front Pastor’s …that have “secret thoughts”…(“secret” being…between them, God & the devil)…..and “Most” of them....Are…..SAVED!!

Evidently….you don’t know the meaning of being “Saved”!!

Now, if they….Don’t…. “Repent” of their, transgressions….before they die or Jesus makes HIS return…will they enter HIS…Kingdom…..NOPE!!
And….yes….”ALL Sin….is Death”….meaning…something “Dies” in our Ministerial work…Life…and/or the Ability to…. NOT …be Delivered from such Transgression/Iniquity….which = REPROBATE!!

And …”REPROBATE”…..can ONLY happen to the….“SAVED”….cause Sinners….already know their fate…..but….the SAVED/Born Gainers…..we …ALWAYS… have the Mercies of God to Repent…now, again….unless we have been turned over to a Reprobated Mind!!

Mama-T said...

(Part 1 of Mama-T's response)

Heyyyyyy Bro. Anonymous……………………:-)

You know….that’s why we have to be VERY Careful….about answering/posting on these forms…..because…..people read in haste (like You) and Respond in haste (like U, also)!!

Now, first of all….let’s get “One Thing”….straight…..”This Topic”….is….”Somebody else’s BUSINESS”…(if all this is True)………………period.com!!

So, let’s keep all this “Roaring”…..down to a minimum……..ok!!

Ok…..let’s get to it………………………

Bro. Anonymous …..the only thing….you got right in your reply….is…….. “The Devil is a lie and the truth is not in him”….,
now…that’s….SHOW-NUFF….. is da Truth…and…I’ll raise you “and a Deceiver, too”!!

Now,….let’s take….the rest of this…….step by step………………………

“Their sermons are not delivering, the pew are not overflowing, and sinners are not being save, because the Pastors themselves are lost, bound, need to repent and get saved…………..”

Our dear Brotha……..”For the gifts and calling of God are without repentance.”(Rom.11:29)

Therefore,there are Pastors of “Mega Churches”……that have “secret thoughts” and there are Store-Front Pastor’s …that have “secret thoughts”…(“secret” being…between them, God & the devil)…..and “Most” of them....Are…..SAVED!!

Evidently….you don’t know the meaning of being “Saved”!!

Now, if they….Don’t…. “Repent” of their, transgressions….before they die or Jesus makes HIS return…will they enter HIS…Kingdom…..NOPE!!
And….yes….”ALL Sin….is Death”….meaning…something “Dies” in our Ministerial work…Life…and/or the Ability to…. NOT …be Delivered from such Transgression/Iniquity….which = REPROBATE!!

And …”REPROBATE”…..can ONLY happen to the….“SAVED”….cause Sinners….already know their fate…..but….the SAVED/Born Gainers…..we …ALWAYS… have the Mercies of God to Repent…now, again….unless we have been turned over to a Reprobated Mind!!

Anonymous said...

To Mama T: First, I am not a brother and I'm a sister, and the devil is still a lie! You need to ask God for a better understanding of His word and not lean to your own understanding! I will not debate you on this subject, I'm too much of a saved, sanctified and educated woman for that. I'll keep you in my prayers, that your closed eyes will be opened as to what God's perfect Will is and what His Word calls us to be from the Pulpit to the Pews. We as Black women need to stop trying to be out front by any means necessary and stop being so ignorant about the issues of life. With that being said, instead of making comments as you have made here, take the time to educate yourself and become a "Dangerous Black Woman." Congruent to this assertation STOP promoting ghetto gold digging ideas! Bless you Mama-T and I hope you have your own house in order.

Mama-T said...

Ooooooops......my Bad ..."Sis Anonymous" :-)!! But,I believe my Writings...Stand for themselves "In the WORD"!!

And..."I...PROMISE You"....and all thts left to say IS....It's "SELF-RIGHTOUS FOLKS" like You that uses your "HATE" to keep the Sinners from Repenting!

"...with Loving kindness have I drawn thee"(Jer.31:3)


Because....even if Ms LisaRaye is Sinner & Bishop Jones is not doing what "You/Yall" think he should be doing....THIS....is not the form....or...no other form to speak Against hIm...for....They are REAL...PEOPLE...w/REAL Feelings & I would be VERY Careful...how you speak against the Set Man (or Woman) of God.....PERIOD!!

In closing Baby Girl....this IS our LAST transmission to You..concerning THIS subject...any other topics...(not..People) you like to discuss...LOL

BLESSING 2 Ya Boo :-) !!