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So someone was actually desperate enough to marry Gary Coleman! What in the hell is the world coming to? Peep this ish via Page Six:

Gary Coleman says he’s found true love with redhead Shannon Price — and finally lost his virginity. The 40-year-old, 4-foot-8 “Diff’rent Strokes” star secretly wed the Utah woman, who’s 22 and 5-foot-7.

Gary on what matters to him:
“I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone. I don’t have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence. She’s more intelligent than I am, and that’s what matters to me.”

Gary’s wife on their relationship:
“He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet. He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.“


Im confused so now we marry people because they throw things around and sometimes they throw things in our direction? WTF does anyone else not see something bizarre about this whole thing! These people make Michael Jackson look normal!